Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Fucking Psycho women.

So... Tonight. I was hanging out at the bar, fine ass chick a few seats down. Tall, Skinny, Dark hair, Sexy face, nice tits and ass. I scoot down start talking to her. End up talking all night, having a good time. She invites me to come over to her house and handcuff her to the bed.

We are about to leave, and she says hold on, and walks over to another sexy ass chick, and starts trying to convince her to come have a 3some.

So at this point, I'm expecting a REALLY fucking good night, untill the other girl turns her down. I walk over to her, wrap my arm around her, tell her it's time to go and turn to walk out the door. Right about this time I feel something on my chest and look down.

Crazy fucking whore had a knife pressed to my fucking chest. All kinds of shit goes down, I take the knife, and her keys cuz she was shitfaced drunk, and still offer to take the crazy bitch home.

Whole fucking ride home she's crying about how she finally meets a nice guy, and people conspire against her to fuck it all up, she just had her kid taken away, she didn't mean to hurt me, the knife wasn't pulled on me but somebody else, all kinds of crazy bullshit.

So, I park her car in her driveway, get out, and walk back to the bar.

Worst part... I'm pretty sure that would have been the best fuck of my life. But I don't wanna end up like john bobbet @ the end.

16 comments:

  1. Speaking from past experiences, never stick it in crazy. Bad things happen.

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  2. Yeah, you did the right thing. Nobody will thank you for it, nor even know.

    But you will, and in the future remember that.

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  3. wow, she pulled a knife on you? damn..

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  4. must have just gotten out of the pen

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  5. that is so unbelievable. I seriously didn't see the knife bit coming...that is crazy! can't believe you still took her home!

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  6. MAN that is crazy! I don't know if I would have had any more to do with her after that.

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  7. Lol wow. Following u now for sure /b/ro

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  8. Money over bitches, man.
    Every damn day.

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  9. Got out in one piece. That's what's important.

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  10. Hahah wow that really is nuts...
    alphabetalife.blogspot.com

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