Woman tells deputy crack cocaine was her payment for giving a man a lift

February 27, 2011 5:30 PM

FORT WALTON BEACH — A woman who said she was not involved with drugs was arrested after deputies found crack cocaine in her vehicle.
Mila A. Birkestrand, 47, was stopped just before 1:30 a.m. for speeding in an area well-known by law enforcement for narcotic sales, according to an Okaloosa County Sheriff’s Office report.
After stopping, Birkestrand talked with one of the deputies about how the area was know for illegal drugs, and said she wasn’t involved. To prove it, she offered, without prompting, to let the deputies search her vehicle.
During the search, they found a piece of crack cocaine on the driver’s side floorboard.
After she was arrested, Birkestrand said she got the cocaine from a man she gave a ride to in the Sylvania Heights area.
“She believed the crack cocaine to be payment for providing transportation to the male,” the report stated.

Fucking Psycho women.

So... Tonight. I was hanging out at the bar, fine ass chick a few seats down. Tall, Skinny, Dark hair, Sexy face, nice tits and ass. I scoot down start talking to her. End up talking all night, having a good time. She invites me to come over to her house and handcuff her to the bed.

We are about to leave, and she says hold on, and walks over to another sexy ass chick, and starts trying to convince her to come have a 3some.

So at this point, I'm expecting a REALLY fucking good night, untill the other girl turns her down. I walk over to her, wrap my arm around her, tell her it's time to go and turn to walk out the door. Right about this time I feel something on my chest and look down.

Crazy fucking whore had a knife pressed to my fucking chest. All kinds of shit goes down, I take the knife, and her keys cuz she was shitfaced drunk, and still offer to take the crazy bitch home.

Whole fucking ride home she's crying about how she finally meets a nice guy, and people conspire against her to fuck it all up, she just had her kid taken away, she didn't mean to hurt me, the knife wasn't pulled on me but somebody else, all kinds of crazy bullshit.

So, I park her car in her driveway, get out, and walk back to the bar.

Worst part... I'm pretty sure that would have been the best fuck of my life. But I don't wanna end up like john bobbet @ the end.

Dallas Teen Fined $637 for Foul Mouth

A suburban Dallas teen-ager had to take on a waitressing job to pay $637 after being ticketed for using bad language in a high school classroom.

Court records show that teacher Michelle Lene heard Victoria Mullins say "you trying to start (expletive)" loudly in class one day last October. She was sent to the principal's office and given lunch detention. The next day, the school resource officer presented the North Mesquite High School student a ticket.

The Dallas Morning News reported that the fine for disorderly conduct/abusive language was $340, but other charges included failure to show for a hearing.

The complaint said Lene was offended, and that Mullins' language was a breach of the peace.

UK man with low IQ banned from having sex

LONDON — A man with a low IQ has been banned from sex by a judge who said the case raised questions about civil liberties, The Telegraph newspaper reported.
The 41-year-old man, known as Alan, has an IQ of 48 and a moderate learning disability, the newspaper reported. Alan was living with a man and having sex with him.
His local council decided that his "vigorous sex drive" was not appropriate and he didn't understand what he was doing, the Telegraph reported.
High Court Justice Nicholas Mostyn agreed that Alan did not have the mental capacity to understand the health risks and should not have sex with anyone. The judge's order put Alan under the local authority that provides his housing.
Still, the judge called the case "legally, intellectually and morally" complex and said the court must "tread especially carefully" when the state tries to curtail such a basic human function as sex.
The case began in June 2009, when the local council started court proceedings to restrict Alan's contact with the man, identified as Kieron. Alan has been prevented since then from sexual activity, except when he's alone, the Telegraph's report said.
In Britain, the Court of Protection can make decisions for people deemed to lack the intelligence to make them themselves. These people can be ordered to undergo surgery, have abortions, be forced to use contraception — even have life support switched off.
Alan was described as "sociable" but “seriously challenged in all aspects of his mental functionality.” He had been accused of making lewd gestures at children, but no police action was taken, the Telegraph said.

Fans rally to raise money for RoboCop statue in Detroit

DETROIT | Thu Feb 10, 2011 8:27pm EST

DETROIT (Reuters) - Like RoboCop himself in the cult classic movie, plans for a statue of the mechanized crime fighter in Detroit may not be dead after all.

On Monday, Detroit Mayor Dave Bing touched off a debate on the internet when his office rejected a suggestion that the struggling city erect a statue to RoboCop.

The question had come into the mayor's office via Twitter from someone who later tweeted that the idea had been a joke.

But by Thursday, more than 4,000 people had joined a Facebook page to support the idea of bringing a RoboCop statue to Detroit, and a group of artists pledged to raise $50,000 to fund its construction in an online campaign.

In the 1987 movie starring Peter Weller, a mortally wounded Detroit police officer is brought back to life as a half-man, half-machine crime-fighter.

Some Detroiters have argued that the city should not celebrate a movie that portrays Detroit as suffering from a "cancer" of crime when efforts to build statues of Motown pop music legends such as Michael Jackson and Diana Ross have languished.

"I think the important thing in the movie is RoboCop himself and the values he stood for," said Brandon Walley, an artist and one of the founders of a fund-raising effort.

"I think a lot of people that are saying that movie just puts Detroit in a negative light," Walley said. "Well, there's a lot more in there that they might be missing."

Bing's spokeswoman, Karen Dumas, told the Detroit Free Press that the mayor would consider using public land for a donated RoboCop statue.

"Should the opportunity present itself to receive a donation of this or any other works of public art, we will consider acceptance and appropriate placement," she said.

Wounded Fox Shoots man

By Reuters
MOSCOW - A wounded fox shot its would be killer in Belarus by pulling the trigger on the hunter's gun as the pair scuffled after the man tried to finish the animal off with the butt of the rifle, media said on Thursday.

The unnamed hunter, who had approached the fox after wounding it from a distance, was in hospital with a leg wound, while the fox made its escape, media said, citing prosecutors from the Grodno region.

"The animal fiercely resisted and in the struggle accidentally pulled the trigger with its paw," one prosecutor was quoted as saying.

Fox-hunting is popular in the picturesque farming region of northwestern Belarus which borders Poland.